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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 95

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that will talk your head off.
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In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times.
You know, to wash him ashore.
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What’s the difference between a pirate and a strawberry farmer?
The pirate buries his treasure, the farmer treasures his berries.
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How do you greet a Spanish pirate guy with a rubber toe?
Hola Ruberto!
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Why did the pirate cross the road?
To reach the second hand shop.
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