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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 96

What is pirates’ favorite choice of music?
aRR n’ B
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How does a pirate get to the top of the building?
By elevataaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
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Pirate pick up lines:
- Is that a wooden leg or are you that happy to see me?
- Do you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?
- Care to do some booty plundering with me?
- Surrender your booty!
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What kind of a ship is most feared by pirates?
The Steady Relationship.
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How does a pirate declutter his ship?
By having a yarrrrd sale.
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