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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 100

The teacher was trying to put to use her recent psychology education.
She asked everyone in her class, "Alright, if any of you think you are stupid, please stand up!"
A few seconds pass by and then Little Johnny stands up.
Startled, the teacher says, "Oh, do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, Miss, but I didn’t want to leave you standing all alone!"
* * *
Teacher asks Little Johnny, “Johnny, how old is your father?”
“He’s as old as me,” Johnny informs her.
“Now how would that be possible?” inquires the surprised teacher.
“Well – he became father the day I was born.”
* * *
Little Johnny is making faces at school.
The teacher catches him at it and says, “You know when I was little and made faces, my dad told me a secret. And that is that when you keep making faces, your face finally can’t go back and you end up really ugly.”
Little Johnny quiets and says, “Well, at least you were warned…”
* * *
Teacher: “If you had two dollars and you asked your daddy for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in the end?”
Without hesitation, Johnny answers, “Two dollars.”
Teacher isn’t happy, “Come on, Johnny, you don’t know how to count.”
Johnny shrugs, “Maybe, but I do know my dad!”
* * *
Teacher asks his class one day, “What would you like to be when you grow up?”
Johnny answers first, saying, “I will follow in my father’s footsteps and become a policeman.”
Teacher raises his eyebrows, “Johnny, I didn’t know your father is a policeman.”
“Well, he isn’t,” explains Johnny. “He’s a burglar.”
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