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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 105

“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”   
“The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”
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It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire. 
They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in. 
Suddenly, fireflies appear.
Little Johnny tells: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!“
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When can you be sure a snail is lying to you?   
When he says he’s not home.
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“Dad, I got my smarts from you, didn’t I?”
“That’s right my clever boy!”
“Yup, thought so, mom still has hers.”
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What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!
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