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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 109

Three bunnies want to jump a wall.
First one jumps and clears the wall with a good 4 inch reserve.
The second bunny jumps and makes it over the wall with a 5 inch reserve.
The third bunny jumps and slams headfirst into the wall.
When he wakes up, he says, “I must have jumped the highest.
I definitely saw some stars.”
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Two vampires are catching up and one says, “Yeah, I’ve recently become vegan.”.
“Seriously?” says the other, “and what do you eat then?”
“Blood oranges.”
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I bet you 125851265228542 dollars that you didn’t bother to read that number.
You just cruised right over it, didn’t you? You didn’t even notice I put a letter in it.
Well I didn’t – but you went and looked anyway. My, you are quite predictable!
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“Your brother is so small!” the neighbor says happily to little Paulie.
“Yeah, he’s only my half-brother.”
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