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#1 2022-05-20 00:19:20
- Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 110
What did mama broom say to baby broom?
Time to go to sweep, baby.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!
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Q: Which flower is the most talkative?
A: Tulips, of course, they can’t keep those lips shut!
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?
A: She was a little hoarse.
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Who!
Who, who?
What are you, an owl?!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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