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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 111

“Have you ever seen a little calf being born?” asks a farmer Little Johnny.
“No, how is it?”
“Well, first come the front legs, then the head, then the shoulders and the body and finally the hind legs.”   
“Wow, cool, and how do you put it all together then?”
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The magical goldfish agreed to grant three men a wish each.
The first man wished for a room full of gold.   
The second man wished for a room full of diamonds.   
The third man wished for keys to those rooms.
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A gardener picks up horse droppings off the road.
This interests a passerby: “What do you do with the droppings?”
Gardener: “I sprinkle it on my strawberries.”
Passerby: “Funny, we usually use sugar…”
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A farmer needs to know how many sheep he has in his field.
He calls his German Shepherd dog to count them for him.
The dog runs off, counts the sheep and returns to the farmer. 
"How many?" asks the farmer.
"40," replies the dog.
The farmer is startled and says, "What do you mean, 40 - I only bought 37!"
The dog shrugs, "I rounded them up."
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Child: “Mom, I have a good and a bad news.”
Mother: “OK, start with the good one.”
Child: “I scored an A in the math test.”
Mother: “That’s awesome Lisa! And what’s the bad news?”
Child: “That this was only a joke.”
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