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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 112

Why do teachers hate playing hide and seek?
Because nobody is ever looking for them.
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“Waiter, there’s a fly twitching in my soup!”
“And what do you expect for the price? A ballet?!”
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What is red and flies through the air?
A tomato in a helicopter.
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Miles sits down in a mountain restaurant’s garden and orders a Coke.
But when the waiter comes, he brings him 3 Cokes.
“But I’ve just ordered one?” says Miles to the waiter.
“I’m very sorry, we get that problem all the time, sir. It’s the darned echo here.”
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Why is it that bicycles fall over so often?
They are two-tired.
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