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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 113

Q: What is worse than having a roaring T-Rex following you?   
A: Having two roaring T-Rexes following you.
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Why did Harry the dumb policeman always carry a pair of scissors?   
To be able to cut off a suspect’s escape route.
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A little boy stands in front of a house and cries.
A guy sees him and asks, “Why all the crying, little guy?”   
“I can’t reach the doorbell.”
The man rings the bell for him and smiles at the boy.
The boy smiles back at him and says, “Great, and now we just have to run away very quickly!”
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Teacher tells Maia, “Name me three African animals.”   
Maia: “One lion and two giraffes.”
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The doctor says to his patient at the end of a checkup, “OK, let’s do a stress tolerance test. Nurse, the bill please.”
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