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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 119

Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake."   
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.
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Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook.
Who are you by the way?
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You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.
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Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday.
Do it tomorrow.
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Thank you, grandpa.
The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
Really? You play so well?
Not at all.
But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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