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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 120

I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday.
But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.
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Pamela says on her 16th birthday: Daddy, don’t you think I’m old enough to get my drivers’ licence?
Father replies: You – yes. Our car – no.
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Signs you are getting older: You have to scroll down a lot before hitting your age in an online form.
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Little Johnny: Mummy, when was I born?
Mummy: 20th of April.
Little Johnny: Wow, what a coincidence. It is the exact date when I have my birthday.
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You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years old.
Statistically, there are very few people over 100 that die.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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