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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 123

It's my wife's birthday on Monday.
I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present.
'Oh, I don't know,' she told me, 'anything with diamonds would be lovely.”
I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!
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"Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy."
"It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!"
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How to tell you're getting old?
You visit an antique auction and get bid on by four people.
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Are we becoming older and wiser?
No, we’re becoming older and wider!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.