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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 124

I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you.
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A word of wisdom for you on your birthday: Smile while you’ve still got teeth!
Happy Birthday!
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My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
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It is important to make breaks between individual exercises.
I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.
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A good deadline reaches places motivation never could.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.