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#1 2022-06-11 00:08:02

ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 128

Why are eggs not very much into jokes?
Because they could crack up.
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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
A slow swimmer.
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It’s hard, being a cop in Alaska.
You have to ask things like “What were you doing on the night from 15th December till 15th January?”
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Does your horse smoke?
[No.]
Well, then I think your stable is burning.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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