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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 132

I called the hospital but the line was dead.
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A woman complains to her mother, “I had this big fight with my husband Joe and at the end he just told me to go to hell.”
Mother frowns, “Oh, and so you came to me, huh?”
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Do you know a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
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Two invisible men meet. One says to the other: “Hey dude, long time no see!”
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One frog to the other: Oh man, it’s starting to rain. Let’s hop into the water before we get wet!
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