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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 135

Chocolate is the best investment.
You buy 100 g – you gain 2 kg!
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It’s all a matter of viewpoint.
250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury.
Fat?
No. I’m just not on the right planet.
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A cannibal came home late to family dinner.
He got the cold shoulder.
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“The trouble with internet quotes is that it’s extremely hard to ascertain their true origin.” -
- Martin Luther King.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.