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#1 2022-06-23 21:36:09
- Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 138
Your hand looks so heavy.
Here, let me hold it for you.
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I’m sorry, you owe me a drink.
[Why?]
You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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If you were a tree, you’d be a good tree.
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“If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.”
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Do you care for raisins?
OK, what about a date then?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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