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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

Short Funny Jokes - 140

Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
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I'm no photographer, but I picture us together.
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If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
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Are you Wi-fi?
[no]
That’s funny, because I feel like I’m really connected to you.
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Hey, did you buy those pants on sale?
Cuz at my place they're 100% off!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.