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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 1

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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