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#1 2022-07-03 01:27:17

Jai Ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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One liners - 7

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
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You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
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You won't drink away the alcoholism.
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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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