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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 9

I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
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Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
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Life is all about perspective.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.