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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 29

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
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Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
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My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
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He is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the Neolithic cave paintings.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.