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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 30

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.
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Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years.
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.