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#1 2022-07-31 00:21:41

ganesh
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One liners - 34

This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself that's a nice Jester.
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If at first you don't succeed, we have a lot in common.
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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
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Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice.
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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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