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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 35

I bought a book titled "How To Scam People Online" about three months ago... It still hasn't arrived.
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My math teacher called me average. How mean!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?
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Did you hear there is a coin shortage in America? We're running out of common cents.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.