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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 56

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him. But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Jeremy Desmond

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Registered: 2022-08-22

Posts: 13

Re: One liners - 56

I’m not saying my wife is overweight but whereas some people call their wife ‘My other half’, I call mine ‘My other 9/10ths’.

My wife got a mud pack. She looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

My wife kept complaining that my snoring kept her awake at night. But I’ve managed to solve the problem. I bought a pair of ear plugs and so now I can’t hear her complaining.