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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better.
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I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.
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Doc says, "Joe, I got some bad news for you. You've got six months to live."
Joe says, "Six months? Doc, I can't pay your bill in six months, I can't do it!"
Doc says, "OK, I give you a year..."
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Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want – ice cream or beer.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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