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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 57

Because of its high reactivity, the slogan “If you can’t join ‘em, barium”  was suggested.
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Have you got a problem? Call in a chemist. They can always come up with a good solution.
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What is an acid with a serious attitude problem?
A-mean-oh-acid.
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What is a chemist’s solution to times of hunger?
Titrations.
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Photons have a big advantage at airport check-ins. They are travelling light.
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Jeremy Desmond

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Registered: 2022-08-22

Posts: 13

Re: More Miscellaneous Jokes - 57

Isaac Newton must have been very surprised when that apple fell on his head. Especially since he was sitting under a pear tree at the time.

Dr and Mrs Pavlov decided they would have to get rid of their pet poodle because it kept dribbling on the new carpet in their lounge whenever the telephone would ring.

In 1878 when Joseph Swann came up with the idea of the electric light bulb, did a candle appear above his head?