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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 65

How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
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My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative.
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If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.