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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 66

I'll be ill if you remove the apostrophe.
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You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged.
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My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
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My doctors office has two doctors on call at all times. Is that considered a pair a docs.
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I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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