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#1 2022-09-08 02:03:35

Jai Ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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One liners - 67

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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I don't understand why people get attacked by sharks. Can they not hear the music?
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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