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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
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Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.
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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
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Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.