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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 78

What do a grenade and a woman have in common? You remove the ring and your whole house is gone.
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Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.
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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
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