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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,190

One liners - 82

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".
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You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet. But I haven't seen any with more than 4.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.