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#1 2022-09-27 00:07:08

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 85

What does a liar do after he dies? He lies still.
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You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
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Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
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My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess.
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To the person who invented infinity: "Thanks for everything."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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