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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 91

I've opened three birthday cards and I'm already $150 up. I love being a postman!
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My girlfriend's such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I'm tired of people assuming I've got a good personality because I'm ugly.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.