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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 107

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
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My wife left me because I'm insecure. No wait she's back. She just went to get coffee.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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I sleep in castle every two weeks. It's my fort night.
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Anyone who says "good morning" on a Monday is a sociopath.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.