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#1 2022-10-27 21:03:24

John John
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From: Umuahia, Abia state, Nigeria
Registered: 2022-10-25
Posts: 24

Math jokes

1. I saw my math teaches with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something

2. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless

3. How does a mathematician plow a field? With a con-tractor

4. I had an argument wit a 90° angle. It turned out it was right

5. Why was sit afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine

6. What did the spelling book say to the the maths book? I know i can count on you

7. How do you make seven an even number? Remove the S

8. Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average? It was a mean thing to say

9. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square root

10. Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler

Last edited by John John (2022-10-27 21:05:51)


The golden rule in maths don't find x if you don't know where y is-jjc

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