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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I'm single by choice. Unfortunately, it's not my choice.
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I do enjoy getting cash out of the bank and then throwing it in the river and watching it float away. I like studying my cash flow.
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Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
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Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
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I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.