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#1 2022-11-02 22:03:27
- Jai Ganesh
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Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards." Me: "And?"
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You're fat. It's not because it runs in the family, you're fat because nobody runs in your family.
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Sure, I'd love to help you out... now, which way did you come in?
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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