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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.