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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

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Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
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Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.