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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 138

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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Why can't fishermen be generous? Because their business makes them sell fish!
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If I ever use "Whatever" as a complete sentence, you better run.
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Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
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Last week my Doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.