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#1 2022-11-16 00:04:14

ganesh
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One liners - 139

Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad.
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Cancer cures smoking.
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What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves? The road!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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