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#1 2022-11-19 00:33:20

ganesh
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One liners - 142

I do enjoy getting cash out of the bank and then throwing it in the river and watching it float away. I like studying my cash flow.
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If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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I applied for a job today and they ask for three references. I wrote, "a dictionary, a Thesaurus, and a map."
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I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
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"Room service."
"Honeymoon salad."
"What's that?"
"Lettuce alone."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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