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- Jai Ganesh
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"Your finest Scotch, please."
"Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
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Someone asked me how you weigh an elephant. It's quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale.
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Cells multiply by dividing.
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Sure, I'd love to help you out... now, which way did you come in?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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