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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 150

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
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Happy 3 week anniversary to the 26 browser tabs I have open.
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
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All the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid hitting the earth 66 million years ago... I'm sorry, but they shouldn't all have been standing in the same place.
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The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees" so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.