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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
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I've found if you say "well well well" as soon as someone sits down across from you, you immediately get the upper hand for about 2 seconds.
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My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.