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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
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I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don't cross the country and are back home in a few hours.
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I think you press "0" to be connected with customer service because that's the amount of help they give you.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Finland has just closed it borders... so now nobody can cross the Finnish line.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.