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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 189

If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway.
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Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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Someone donates one kidney and is hailed as a hero. I donate five, and get arrested?
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People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.
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It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.